@*%!, the Mormons Found Me

Dear family,

What a week. It poured rain this week and by shoes dyed my feet black and they were numb so they looked dead. It was pretty gross. When we first got out to knock it was pouring and Sis Schwarze didn't have an umbrella. She was soaked in 2 minutes. I told her we had to go get her an umbrella so we took care of that and then it stopped raining 20 minutes later. When we were driving to the store though it was coming down so hard we could barely see.

I got to see a fireside by Julie B Beck. It was amazing.

Someone called the cops on us. We knocked on this door and we hear this woman swear on the other side and then ask, "Who is it?" We told her and she said, "@*%! GO AWAY." So we apologized and we left. Four houses down the road she came out and started yelling at us. "Who do you think you are knocking on people's doors at 8:00 at night? I was asleep! “We told her again who we are and apologized again and walked away. As we were walking up to the next house Sis Schwarze said, "She is mad. She’s going to call the cops." I said, "So, we're not doing anything wrong." Sure enough, at 8:40 we were knocking on a door and a cop car pulled up. He informed us that we could not solicit after 9:00 and we said, “Well, it's not after 9:00 and we're not solicitors.” We showed him our ministerial certificates and went on our way...home because we have to be in by 9:00. I have now joined the ranks of missionaries who have had the cops called on them. :)

I finally told Sister Schwarze that I just don't like her in comp inventory and she said she doesn't like me either. She called my snooty, so that was interesting.

We went to find a member who just moved into the ward. When she finished telling us that she didn't want to be a member, she said she was not going to have her records removed, and shut the door we heard her call to her husband, "@*%!, the Mormons found me." That was kind of entertaining.

Why is everyone getting hurt? Tell grandma I love her and she's such a good example to me. I hope she heals quickly. I also hope Brent is getting over that ridiculous infection. How many people can say they got a $10,000 infection from a rug burn? That’s so crazy.

Well, I hope you are all having a fantastic week and that I get to hear more from you soon. Love you all.

Love,

     Hermana Heeder (aka Morgantheawesome)