"One of them snores" and " I ripped their hearts out of their faces"

Dear Family,

I am a terrible person!

We got 4 new hermanas this week, and one of them snores. I lie awake every night from 4:30 to 6:30. I'm so tired. Good thing the Lord blesses his missionaries, or I wouldn’t be able to function. I'm so tired.

Ok, here's the real reason I'm a terrible person. The elders lied to us. They told us Elder Glandon had PUNCHED OUT A WINDOW, and that he had given elder spencer a fat lip. When the truth came out that Glandon scratched his hand on a loose screw and that Spencer got his fat lip b/c he was checking out a sister missionary and ran into a pole, we knew we had to get them back.

Monday morning we got my luggage out and went down into the zone leader's classroom. We told them we wanted to prank our elders, hehehe. I stayed in another room and Hermana Probert went into our room and told our elders I was going home to get married. They didn’t believe her at first. But she said I'd gotten a letter a week ago that I hadn't really been talking about, and that Sunday I'd fasted to know if I should stay or go home to get married and had gotten my answer. Then the zone leaders came in and said my sister would be there in 15 minutes and Probert needed to come get me.

I had my suitcases, and we came around the corner as if I were about to leave. I said my goodbyes and thanked the elders for everything. Then the zone leaders escorted us out the building. We about died laughing. I was so proud of myself and felt so bad at the same time. We made 7 grown men cry. I ripped their hearts out of their faces! I apologized a million times, but it was so funny.

I'm glad to hear everyone is doing well at home. I miss you all. I feel like these last two weeks have been two months, but I'm learning a lot.

Love Morgan